Everyone is a prostitute if the price is right.

Life is like vodka...the motivation is not its taste while you are drinking it but the high you reach after that

I should stop ending my sentences with dots or exclamations...there isn't really any extra depth to what I say....

Considering life is like hair, does anyone know how to get rid of its Split Ends?

All play and no work makes Jack the coolest boy ever...

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not...a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Going long on Love and short selling Freedom

Why do we call it Building, even when they are complete.... Shouldnt it be Built ?

I am increasingly becoming a Dilbertian.

Why do we call it a Deadline..noone's dead whn u reach there. I think Dud-line wuld be more appropriate.

Most of my cliches aren't original.

And you can go back to being pointless....

Why does life keeps teaching me lessons, I have no desire to learn.

SMIRK OFF ;^)

Ayn Rand's primary contribution to society was providing moral justification to being a fucking asshole

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

I havent grown up, I havent grown down..Only way it went, was round and round

"I now pronounce you... a fruit basket and a nut case"

Monkeys like bananas and it doesn't rain much in Sahara...yes we know the obvious!

All I try each day is to become less un-wise but inertia fails me.

My browser understands me so well..I just type the first letter.... f , t , c , o , g.. and it goes where I want ...wish boyfriends had similar algorithms .

I am in a relationship with my laptop and its purely physical.

Whenever I start blogging, I wear my smarty-pants and adorn my wise-hat.

The rate at which I update my Facebook status, I wouldn't have much problem gathering data for my autobiography...

There are many skills you learn in corporate life...one of them is feigning interest.

My favourite tense is Past Perfect !

While I had been building so many webs around me, nobody told me I was not a Spiderwoman

Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!

Apparently, we have three minds - Creative, Constructive and Critical.... Creative - when we think out of the box, Constructive - when we build a box around that thought and Critical - when we know we now have two boxes of crap to deal with !

A talking snake made a lady eat an apple and we are screwed ...

I a m j u s t s p a c i n g o u t m y t h o u g h t s t h e s e d a y s