The first thing I loose on a diet is my sense of humour.

I only eat when I feel hungry or when someone is giving a treat, at all other times I am on diet

Interest Coverage Test failing, need to redeem a few Glasses ;-)

Pa, I am sure you miss the girl who unquestionably accepted whatever you said. I too hate having grown up.

We dont need new stories, just new listeners....

To love is to indulge in an exquisite pain. Being loved is not half as interesting.