While we renounce our dreams for the peace of Sunday afternoons, lets not at least fool ourselves by passing it as maturity.

The irony of life is that to truly miss something.. we need to truly want it first.

I should stop ending my sentences with dots or exclamations...there isn't really any extra depth to what I say....

Considering life is like hair, does anyone know how to get rid of its Split Ends?

I am increasingly becoming a Dilbertian.

Why do we call it a Deadline..noone's dead whn u reach there. I think Dud-line wuld be more appropriate.

Why does life keeps teaching me lessons, I have no desire to learn.

Ayn Rand's primary contribution to society was providing moral justification to being a fucking asshole

Monkeys like bananas and it doesn't rain much in Sahara...yes we know the obvious!

There are many skills you learn in corporate life...one of them is feigning interest.

Apparently, we have three minds - Creative, Constructive and Critical.... Creative - when we think out of the box, Constructive - when we build a box around that thought and Critical - when we know we now have two boxes of crap to deal with !

A talking snake made a lady eat an apple and we are screwed ...